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A texas blessing

A TEXAS BLESSING

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
Please keep it cool in mid-July.
Bless the walls where termites dine,
While ants and roaches march in time.
Bless our yard where spiders pass
Fire ant castles in the grass.
Bless the garage, a home to please
Beetles, scorpions, ticks and fleas.
Bless the love bugs, two by two,
The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
In Texas , Lord, you've put them all!!

But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord, for insect spray.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN. . . .

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs...
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron..
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car..
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 6:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,
'What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?'
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground,
so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice
to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Ah, what a place to call home. .

God Bless The State of TEXAS !!!

Cowboy's Ten Commandments

Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Y'all git all that?
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth.

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Originally Posted by TonyaV (Post 801247)

I sooo wish that society followed these rules! Wouldn't this planet be a better place? Thanks for the great post. I always appreciate these kind of list. God Bless!