There Once
 

There once was a fella who carried
a phone saying "Oh, I am harried"
a texting was he
when driving, don't be
'cause now he is quite deeply buried.


:eek::eek::eek::eek:


OK, but it is "tongue in cheek" and an admonition to
Stay Off the Text Board
when driving
saw it just a moment ago..... again..... and she was not watching where she was going.... 'twas a she this time. Next time will it be thee?:(

Hmmmm
 

When once we had eaten some dinner
we wondered could we be a bit thinner
so we ran 'round with glee
belly ache came upon me
so I figured must eat less, a winner.

OK
 

At once were we hoppin and laughin
for laughin was fillin the cabin
and then we were stunned
to see everyone
had given given a GRIN well worth havin:)

[careful..... or you might just grimace instead of chuckle]:eek:

OR
 

Just eatin' Besketti was thrillin
for my love makes it tasty and fillin
so limited the take
to one single plate
in effort to watch my size.... willin:wink:

Smile
 

The frown is a wonder creation
for in it is much celebration
just take the face frowned
and turn upside down
to see SMILES are the gift so awaited

: o)

The Valentine
 

Had I never been given a sucker
I might not have learned how to pucker
and the real valentine
what a gift so sublime
the kiss, would not ever have mustered

:heartthrob:

More
 

So give to your love some fine candy
because sweets are so very handy
to show love and care
and a card if you dare
to give visions of what that love can be

:grouphug:

Ahhhh
 

Ah wonder at all this a happenin
and think it's a miracle, everythin
a tweakin right here
God makin it clear
tomfool'ry not sit so well with Him

Oh
 

I wondered 'bout whether to write this
because it was drivel and noxious
but just had to share
there is chili out there
get a spoon and be scoopin', it's scrumptious

Blizzard
 

The wind could howl no more fiercely
snow whiteout, was blind almost nearly
so off to a burg
where motel has stood
so happy to fill from folks weary:eek: