A life of painful leisure
 

:oSo...this elderly couple walked into a lawyers office. The husband was 96 and the wife 94. The lawyer asked what he could do for them, thinking a will or something on that order. We want a divorce!! They declared. So the lawyer started in on the paper work. Finally he couldn't take it any longer.....and asked why so late in life they were doing this. We had to waite for the children to die, they replied calmly.