NeuroTalk Support Groups - Bobby bare " the diet song " funny & true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb8I7UvvFz0

Quote:

Breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast no butter no jelly no jam
Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks no booze no potatoes no ham
Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried no gravy no biscuits no pie
And this dietin' dietin' dietin' dietin' sure is a rough way to die

So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune. a glass of skim milk and that's all
Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial, it's drivin' me right up the wall
And I'm thinkin' of french fries, sausage and waffles, spaghetti and cookies and cake
And each night I'm dreamin' of chocolate ice cream . . .