NeuroTalk Support Groups - quotes : viewed from the funny side of life

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

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