just an ordinary man
 

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one
evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to
her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit
20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three
days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men...

Well, I can't argue with that one .... women are much smarter!

Softer and smell better too...

Well, you know how when we are little, boys & girls argue about who's smarter....boys or girls? This woman must admit boys must be smarter. Afterall, they are the ones who grow up and marry girls. What would they do without those 'girls'?

A female brain
 

A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000." The men smirked, but one of the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied, the female brain is less because it has been used."

it's empty
 

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."