humorous wisdom -one liners...
 

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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Even if you are on the right track,
You'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.
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There will always be death and taxes;
However, death doesn't get worse every year.
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But fat cells live forever.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes it comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty,
It also begins to show.
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I smile because I am your friend!
I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it. :D

Aint that the truth...Sue

Diapers and polititian should be changed often and for the same reason.

These are precious.

Thanks CTL, I needed a good laugh tonite! :)

just catching up here and I really chortled at this lot
thanks CTL :D