limericks
 

THE WHISTLER -BMW'07

When neighbors moved in I first heard,
Whistling that soon became absurd.
It is silly to think ,
How my face turned pink
When I found out it was their pet bird ! (ATRUE story!)
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SWEET CHEEK -BMW'07
Becky thought it was swell-o,
To only eat marshmallow.
She brought some to bed
And woke up in dread,
With her face stuck to her pillow!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo
MAX -BMW'07
A limerick for Halloween,
In the spirit of Maxieen.
Who was so superstitious,
She made it a sure- must,
To eat lucky charms when Friday is thirteen.
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RATED-X BMW'07
On limericks let me transverse,
That I have been doubly cursed!
They are so simple to create
But I have found my fate,
Left me stuck deep in pervers

BMW-'07
The rest I can not share
Theyre much to naughty I swear
Believe you me
You wouldnt want to see
All the dirty hidden under there!
:D
Peace BMW

LOL I love them!:D

I LOVE Limericks!!! Your's are wonderful!! My grandmother is forever writing her own...*sigh*.....you just reminded me of that warm fuzzy memory!! :)

so your delightful writing talent is hereditary :wink:

thanks for the limericks all! :p

Oh yes ;) There's lots of music and artwork and knitting and sewing and baking...you name it ;)