Gimme a hand?
 

Hey ya'll, members of the welcome team were asked to submit a bio as a helpful FYI to the team. DM is a little slacker so I thought we could help her out with that while she's on vacation this week.


Let's start with the basics:


Hi! I'm Daisymay but you can call me DiM! In 1940, I was born into poverty. My father had only two chickens and a mule, but we did not know that we were poor. The scarlett "P" Mom so lovingly sewed onto my forehead was just her special way of idenitfying her beloved little "princess" (gagging myself!).

During my formative years the stars shone upon me as I developed my skills for the booming market of pole-hula-hoop-go-go-dancers. My gift helped me keep my family living in fine Fargo style with genuine cotton flannel unionsuits and bomber hats.

After graduating middle school, I was the recipient of the prestigious and coveted "PUBLIC" scholarship to high school! I was a freshman in my fifth year and wanted to be a veterenarian because I love children. Again, the stars shone upon me and into my life came a love like no other. He strode in, so tall and confident, so handsome and charming, I had to git me one of those!

I hadn't realized at the time just how much a camel can eat...

Let me think on this...I am laughing too hard at the moment!

Cindy your are just what the Doctor ordered. You can keep us laughing even when our moods are down. Keep going. I needed something like that it is a bad day for me.

OH MY!!!!!!!!! Too funny......EH?????

Suppose a camel can store lots of food in that hump!!!!!!!!

Next chapter please!!! :)

No, no, no, I did my part, you all have to add to it! There is so much information yet to share, have at it! Bring it on! DM won't be home for 10 days, we have plenty of time to get her bio all sewn up in a nice, neat package for her.

She'll be so touched!

One of the things I like best about myself (oh, it is so hard to choose!) are my pretty little toes!

I love to wear sandals, you know, like flip-flops of all kinds.

I polish my pretty little toes everyday to match my clothes!

Oh, and toe rings! I love toe rings. I could wear a toe ring on every toe!

I'm a Princess you know!:D

Cindy and Taff
 

I wass passing through dang you all made me pee my pants,it's so hard to
change those stupid things.....Thanks for the laugh and wet pants :eek:
Sue

*quietly high-fives Tally*

I don't want to choose. My bio is going to be all about me. Afterall I am "The Princess." I will be the Pampered Princess (not pampers!)

Along with all those beautiful rings on my shiney, polished toes, I have beautiful long nails to show off all the exquisite rings that my subjects have showered upon me. The ruby ring matches the one through my nose.

Want to see my tattoo?

I also LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, to camp. Oh yes! This pampered Princess loves to rough it! Most any weekend you can find me in the back seat of a car, I mean, you can find me in my huge motorhome. I love to camp in those city parks! Roughing means no room service and no soaker tub! Well, my DH does bring my breakfast in bed!

We have campfires too! Only our fireplace is the plug in kind. I don't like campfire smoke. It makes my pretty hair smell and my mascara run.

So come camping with me sometime. If we get scared, don't worry, we can always run into the house!