NeuroTalk Support Groups - ~top 10 Signs U Kno Uv Joined A Redneck HMO~ (a Wee Bit Nasty!)

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. :eek:

9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. :eek:

8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. :rolleyes:

7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".;)

6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. :p

5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. :wink:

4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.:eek:

3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. :D

2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". :rolleyes:

1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's :o