Top Ten Signs Your Cat is Surfing the 'Net While You're Out

10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

8. You find you've been subscribed to an e-zine from recreationalcatnip.org.

7. Your web browser's start page has been changed to: www.feline.com/.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. You get e-mail sent to the IronMouser@hotmail.com.

1. There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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