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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

:OuttaHere:

Thank you for the laughs!!

I love those, and you are right....I do not want to hear any of the above!!!!

Thank you for sharing the laugh.

Love, Peace & Blessings,
Marla

How about:
11) Oops.

Advice...this was really too funny!!! Thanks!

Now where did I leave that?