Long Hair + Egg Yolk + Tired = Mess
 

So, yesterday was Monday. I just couldn't do anything right. I stayed up too late the day before celebrating my birthday. I wasn't even hung over, just did too much.:rolleyes:

I made myself an egg for breakfast at work. I'm sitting at my desk with the empty plate in front of me (with egg yolk mess on it) and somehow must have dragged my hair through it. My hair is pretty long (halfway down my back). I first noticed when I reached up to push my hair out of the way and my hand came back covered with yolk.:eek:

So, how pretty is that? I looked at it and it was pretty messy. I guess I am lucky my hair is blonde - would have been more noticeable in dark hair. Not to mention that it was now all over my black turtleneck. As it dried, I spent a good amount of time trying to pick it out of my hair.

Then, I noticed that I got it all over the phone, too. It was one of those messes that you keep noticing all day as you realize that you spread the mess to various places before you knew what you did. So, I'm scraping dried egg yolk off of my desk phone, my desk, picking it out of my hair and off my shirt.

Then, I ate some soup at lunch. Know what I did? Yup, I spilled it. I decided to drink the rest out of the cup and spilled it in the other side of my hair and down my shirt.

Just call me Grace - and to think I was teasing Gazelle. So, I figured that I should fess up to my own mishaps.

I guess you just can't take me anywhere.:p It really was pretty funny, though.

Now you made me laugh and spit. What a mess!! I'm never good at drinking. Choke or spill sometimres.

By the way, Happy birthday, I know I'm late)

yup, leavin' ya *home* next time we go out!

suggest perhaps, you go for over *hard* ??

:rolleyes:

just in case you're still hungry, here's some more eggies:

http://www.geocities.com/kayl3on/thu....thumbnail.jpg

*Kay runs and hides under the table, from the WRATH of Holly*

:eek::D:eek:

I've heard of "egg on your face" B4, Holly~ so you just proved it.

Guess the "yoke" was on you. :D Couldn't resist that.

Hope today is a lil less messy for ya girl.

Thanks for the :):):):).

now YOU made me spill my COFFEE, Kicka-Chick!

I read that as drinking Choke (like maybe Cherry Coke, or something?)

then I read it again...

and Again....

and AGAIN !!

guess I missed a period? (ruh roh! :winky: )

*kay still rubbin' eyes, slowly wakin' up*

*kay goes hunting for hair ties for lil Holly*

mutter - mutter.... I put 'em here *somewhere*

(sheared mah lurvely waist-length locks in November, long story involving FIRE ANTS, hair now shorter than hubby's!)

:cool:

Yuck Holly. Egg yolk might as well be glue:eek:.

Good luck:hug:

Soxmom

Holly - I think we can all relate to your mess. LOL. Thanks for sharing your story.

Long hair does have its pros and cons. I like it because I can always just pull it in a ponytail. The con - when the wind is blowing. I don't know how many times I have gotten in the car, shut the door, and can't figure out why I can't move my head and it's tilted to the left. LOL. My hair got shut in the door. :eek: Rolling up windows in the car creates the same thing.

Kay, did you find the ponytail holders? I could use some.

I put 'em in a plastic bag, then put the bag heaven knows where!

prolly *stuffed* in a drawer somewheres...

lol, TK, once I tucked my hair into the waistband of my sweatpants in the back...

*now WHY am I looking up at the SKY?*

:o