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Very sad news
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If your having a crumbly day and knead a lift, I hope this made you smile for even a brief second. RIP Doughboy http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/i...ion/images.jpg |
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Oh, :( this is so sad, I knead a tissue.
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That was real good. But you really had my heart pounding with that SAD NEWS TITLE.
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oh that is just terrible - glad to hear Pop Tart is still around though.... I can still have breakfast tomorrow!
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My condolences to the Dough family.
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Was Homer Simpson invited to the funeral? Doh!!
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This could be offensive to persons with yeast infections...;)
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O my heart has been broken into pieces
I kneaded him in so many ways of my life He would RISE higher then my expectations Now there is POP TART who is left.I do not care much for him Maybe Captain Chrunch can make him walk the plank of the toaster push him in and leave him there till all of his insides bubble out. NO MORE POP TART http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub...c37uglmttb.gif Jappy |
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