My Singles Ad
 

Well as my divorce papers came today...no hubby and I are not getting back together. I was thinking of my new singles ad........

SWF, Divorced...twice, two kids, one dog
Body type- ummm have you heard of Goodyear?
Hobbies-running over people with my scooter at Walmart. And due to tremors I always take my drinks shaken not stirred.
Personal traits, overly fatigued due to above mentioned two kids, one dog and oh Multiple Sclerosis, sometimes can't walk unassisted, sometimes pee my pants.
BIG BOOBS and I never wear a bra since it causes me to have spasms.
If I do agree to put out be prepared for at least 15 minutes of spasms after that......Hmmmm have I forgotten anything? LOL

Well, I'm happy and sad for you at the same time. :):(:):(

But I LUVVVVVvvvvvvv your singles ad. :circlelove:

Love the ad...
 

Renee (such a pretty name, I have an older sister named Renee) I just love your ad...sounds like we could be the same person (other than the fact that I am not divorced and love my husband), but if I was divorced I could copy your ad and place it also.

Personally my favorite is the part of BIG BOOBS and not wearing a bra. I thought I was the only one with the spasms part there. So my bra only goes on when I am out and then I know what to expect, so I wish I had SMALL BOOBS, so I could constantly go without. But then what fun would MS have if that was the case. It loves to make life as hard as possible.

Sorry to hear about your divorce. Remember love yourself and those around you will love you also.

Missy

Still laughing at the hairy chicken quote!

You forgot to mention that the spasms after putting out could be to his advantage!


Oh and you cook real good. lol

Great ad!!

BIG BOOBS and spasms is all you have to put in the ad because most guys will not be able to read anything more. :rolleyes:

In my case:

Barely "B" and spasms just won't grab attention.

I'd have to lie and say I own a brewery and a golf course!! :cool:

But seriously NaeNae... :o You have a lot to offer. You'll just need to get yourself centered after dealing with your ex. :hug::hug:

Great job but you forgot loyal and caring and kind.:) oh yeah and
FIESTY.:)

Im sure the right dude will come along when you are ready. blessings to
you and yours.:hug:

How about:


Twice divorced SWF with two loving children and one dog.

Voluptuous, more to love.

Loves to scoot around and travel, shop and knows how to shake things up.

Busy and tiring schedule. Would love to to have a shoulder to lean on and be *pampered.

Not afraid to let it all hang out. (Did I mention that I'm voluptuous?)

Renee, no matter how you write it, I hope that the future brings you someone special. :)

you almost killed me i coughed laughed than choked, but you made me smile

Like someone else mentioned, dont sell yourself short, you are a wonderful mother, good friend, and as this post will attest to, you have a good sense of humor, and you are smart, and from what you have just gone through we all know of your dedication, devotion and willingness to give it your all, you are a wonderful person Renee:lookaround:... you are the MOJOLITO QUEEN:Bow: