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Scotch with two drops of water.

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a
drink. In fact, this one is on me.'

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would
like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two
drops of water.'

'Coming up,' says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to
buy you one, too.' The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.

'Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?' The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'

Oh my gosh, another good one! :ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO:

Good one WK and sooooo true.

Slightly sad that I can relate! Thanks for the funny!

I think we all can relate to this one.

Jappy :D

boo hoo, I can't hold my liquor! I'd probably pee my pants and not care.

I never drink beer anymore - we've all heard "you just rent it!!!!!"

And sometimes they revoke the lease, so it all comes back fast.:eek: