Andy Rooney on Woman over 40
 

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
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> As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a
> few reasons why:
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> A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
> ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
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> If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
> around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and
> it's usually more interesting.
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> Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
> you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
> course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
> think they can get away with it.
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> Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
> what it's like to be unappreciated.
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> Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
> a woman over 40.
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> Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
> than her younger counterpart.
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> Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
> you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
> wonder where you stand with her.
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> Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitu de of reasons.
> Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-
> coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
> pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
> Ladies, I apologize.
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> For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
> for free?', here's an update for you.
>
> Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women
> realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
> sausage!
>
> Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

So true.....so true!!

I know it is old but gosh it was so good I had to share!!

I had never seen that before, Char and I love it. Now, that's a great post!!

How about Women over 50????

Hugs to you, my friend.

*changing brunch plans*

Dingbat, if you're over 50, you're still over 40. Duh.

I don't usually agree with napster here ;) but she's got you there, Dingbat...

LMAO....

now that's funny!!!!!! :ROTFLMAO:

Oh, my gosh...thank you for the laugh!!
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I gotta think about this one before replying...

Tom

This is true...

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
> you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
> wonder where you stand with her.

Ive never heard that Char.....tooooo funny.:D I could actuallly hear
him speaking the words in my head....cooool:)

Thanks for sharing it.