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Too Old to go Trick or Treat?

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: “Great Boris Karloff Mask,” and you’re not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens, you yell: “Trick … or.” and can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick or Treating:

You keep having to go home to pee!

Or...you end up with Metamucil samples in your goody bag. Or Benefiber samples. Take your choice.

Twink that was funny.....I actually can relate to a couple of those.

Can you believe it'll be Halloween in 3 weeks? I'm waiting till the day before to buy my candy 'cause guess where it'll go if I buy it too soon?! :eek: :p