This is sooooo funny!!!
 

God Bless my husband. He never gets names of movies right..names of people right. names of ANYTHING right.

I call it dyslexia of the mouth. And so does he.

Just a quick example. When Godzilla came out in the movies he told everyone he saw Gonzalez.

This is how his mind and his mouth works. He laughs and so do I.

Well, two days ago WAS THE WINNER!!!

He went to Kings Plaza Mall in Brooklyn where his podiatrist is

After his appointment (his ulcer is doing beautifully, you can't even tell he had one at one time, and his doctor was very pleased).

So he goes into Modells and buys me the 2 three pound dumbells that he knew I wanted.

So far so good......

Now he comes home and this is what he says to me.

"Melody, there is a wonderful booth right in the middle of the mall that sells all these great creams and lotions. (I knew immediately that he was referring to an Israeli company that sells all the body lotions, puffs, body cremes, hand stuff FROM ISRAEL.

What does Alan say:

"Melody, I tried on the DEAD SEA SCROLLS".

I never laughed so hard in my life.

I said "You did what?????"

He was dead serious. He said "They have this nice hand creme with the Dead Sea Scrolls, and when you go there on Tuesday, you should buy some, your hands will love it".

I said 'DEAD SEA SCROLLS???"

And he said "yeah, Dead Sea Scrolls".

I said

My dear, DO YOU MEAN .....DEAD SEA SALTS???

He looked at me and burst out laughing.

"OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT ALL THAT STUFF WAS, THERE WAS A BIG SIGN.

DEAD SEA SALTS!!!!

I don't think I laughed that hard in a long time.

Good one, Mel! Your DH is pretty darned funny! :D

Got an even funnier one that Alan did. He reminded me of this as we were walking out of the laundromat (after he made the lady laugh so hard she almost fell down).

Some time ago he said to me. I watched this movie (he named it, but I've forgotten it, but I knew who starred in it).

He said "Adrienne Barbeau was in it".

I said 'Adrienne Barbeau???", you mean from "MAUDE".

He looked at me like I was out of my mind and said "No, Adrienne Barbeau was not in MAUDE".

I said "She most certainly was in MAUDE, she played Beatrice Arthur's daughter".

He again looks at me and says 'WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? ADRIENNE BARBEAU STARRED IN THE TV SHOW HOMICIDE".

I nearly fell off the chair.

I looked at him and said "you're talking about the tall African American actor in Homicide and in Frequency?"

He said 'yeah, that's the guy".

I said: "and you think his name is Adrienne Barbeau??"

He said "isn't it??"

I said '

ANDRE BRAUGHER


He burst out laughing.

Let me tell you, I do more laughing with this guy and his mouthful of names.

Have you watched the movie, "While You Were Sleeping"?

You two remind me of the married couple in there, always trying to correct each other, but both a little confused. :D

You guys are a hoot!

TWINKS:

Let me assure you!!

I'M NOT THE ONE CONFUSED.

lol lol lol lol lol

Whuh? Andrienne Barbeau was in Maude? :confused:

I think I'll side with Alan -- you're just trying to make us think we're confused. :rolleyes:

You doubt me???

Here you go.

Youtube video of Adrienne Barbeau when she was on MAUDE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UCKGJ9aRWo

http://www.mskurmudgeonskorner.com/f...s/biglaugh.gif Oh Melody...The amazing ability to screw up any name is painfully familiar to me..But somehow funny when someone else does it...

Hmmm, thought that was Annette Funicello. :cool:

NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!

Annette was a mousketeer on the MICKEY MOUSE CLUB.

Remember that guy Jimmy on the Mickey Mouse Club. He used to sing this song at the very end of every episode.

M. I. C. (SEE YOU REAL SOON!!!) K. E. Y. (WHY? BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU)

M O U S E!!!!

god, i'm getting old!!

lol