Jingle bells my tail end!
 

Dashing through the snow
My mail lady took a ride
She had some packages for me
But not my candle light!

I emailed the the Ebay chick
Inquired about my light
She hasn't wrote me back today
And I might have to fight!

Oh jingle bells, package hell
Calgon take me away.
Oh what fun it is to sit
and wonder "Will it come today?" Hey!

:mad:


Next...:D

Dashing thru the snow
I thought I heard a sound
and wouldn't you just know
my ride had broken down.

Now to hope and pray
the dealer will get it right
and I will have it back
in time for Christmas night.

LOL fantastic both of you that was great, nice pick up Fin

I still like the chorus::

jingle bells batman smells
robin laid an egg
batmobile popped a wheel,
and the commissioner broke his leg.

deck the halls and clean the floors
fa la la la la la la la la
fudge to make and so much more
fa la la la la la la la la
laundry now is almost done
fa la la fa la la la la la la
kitchen table has been found
fa la la la la la la la la


bah humbug ... there is just to much to do and too little time to do it in

I laid in bed last night
drinking my hot tea
When I heard a pelting
louder than my tv.

I jumped up right away
Had to look out twice
And what did my eyes see?
Huge chunks of ice!

Oh, ice storm hell, jingle bells
Old Man Winter is here
Will my big old Toro make it
Or decide to toss a gear?

Hey!