Laugh for the day.....a MUST read
 

My Mom sent me these. I'm having a terrible day but HAD to laugh when I read these........TOO funny!!!



These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . .. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK. $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER....
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

ROFL!!!! :D Excellent! Needed that!!!

Hugs,

Karen

mominpain
 

Girlfriend, you must be feeling better. Thanks for laugh and smile. :) Hang in there. Love Di:hug:

MominPainRSD,

So funny, I like the one about the sneaky neighbor dog. First laugh of the day, and I'm in bed for the night! Laughter is such good medicine.

Saw my Dr.. today about lesions (for the first time, although have had rashes, not near the same,lesions is much worse) Mine were infected so he gave me directions, and what to do to get everything clean and healed. For the first time became allergic to bandaid adhesive, broke out in blisters all around the gauze square where the adhesive was.

My appt. was at noon and had to have my hubby drive me. I couldn't go without taking my meds and couldn't drive because I took my meds.

Take care everyone. Loretta Jewell