Crisco.
 

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A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
Crissssssscoooo!'

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in
aisle 3.'

The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm
calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'

The clerk is astonished.

'Your wife's name is Crisco?'

The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out
in public.'

'I see,' said the clerk.

'What do you call her at home?'

'Lard ***.’

:Funny-Post: Mwahhhaaaaaa!

that is slapen back funny lolol :Thats-Funneh:

Does he call her "bacon grease" in bed? (my dad saves his bacon grease to cook with, he always has.

BTW: Did you know a male's 2 favorite scents are Bacon and WD40? I heard that on Good Morning America. I guess when a lady/girl goes out on a date, she should rub bacon on her & dab a little WD40 behind her ears.
I can only think of one of a female's favorite scents..........leather

Well, Lor, leather is one of my favorite scents too!

Oldsteve, that was funny.