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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just
too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A ten-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act
of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a
three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.

You only have to shave your face and
neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one
color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket
knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache..

You can do Christmas shopping for
25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can
handle it and to the men who will
enjoy reading it.....