Two Wombats walked into a bar....(an actual serious post in the not so serious forum)
 

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the first wombat shouted, "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME, I'VE LOST MY WOMB!!"

the second wombat shouted, "HELP! I've lost my bat!!!"

*disclaimer
since wombats are NOT considered pets, I couldn't put this in the PET forum

(and I didn't think mosquitos were pets, either. Although I've known people with pet rats. :p )

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I would hope that most, if not all, would rush to the first wombat to help her recover her womb(that includes the second wombat, I would hope that it would help the first wombat also)

but if the womb is recovered, I would hope that the rest would help to look for the bat...

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before you ask, where was I going with this, I must admit, I have no idea....I was just thinking about wombats but didn't think I could post it in the PETS forum....:thud:

LOLOLOLOL

We do understand, dear Moi.

Wombats are way cool actually.

{Obviously Moi has noted that already 'cause of a noted obsession with wombats in recent times. :) }

http://www.wombat.echidna.id.au/wombat1.htm

p.s. (we love our wombats. we do not love our mozzies! My state has epidemic of Dengue Fever at present. Moving south to bite me as I type I'm sure.)

Lara, those wombats are JUST adorable...this makes me miss Steve Irwin... :(

maybe you can be OUR croc hunter in this here them forum?? :D :D :D

had to look up mozzies, at first I thought it was some kinda drink....LOLOLOL

I have been thinking about wombats, and now you have made moi a huge wombat fan! :D

A horse walks into a bar...

the bartender asks him, "hey dude, why the LONG face?"

da duck walks into a bar with a set of stethoscope....

the bartender asks her, "hey, are you a quack??"

moi walks into a bar.....

no one says anything to him...

he walks out wondering why as he adjusts his shades and tie

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images...ted_138743.jpg

yeah, I am milking this photo....LMAO........

The last joke is the best:D

Two wombats walked into the bar and

the first wombat shouted, "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME, I'VE LOST MY WOMB!!"

the second wombat shouted, "HELP! I've lost my bat!!!"

a third wombat was sitting alone at the end of the dimly lit bar nursing his Mozzie drink. He motioned the bartender over and said, 'I have a message for those two gorgeous wombats who just walked into the bar. Please tell the 1st one that she will never need a womb-she can adopt my 7 little motherless wombats...and tell the 2nd one_______________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _."

thinking, thinking...of a good punch line...any ideas?

lol, I'm no good with jokes and punch lines. I'm better with information. :o

More about Wombats. http://www.abc.net.au/science/scribblygum/june2006/

There used to be this old show on tv here called "A Country Practice". They had a big old wombat in that called "Fatso". I'm sure Koala would remember that. I've never seen a wombat in the wild myself, but seen them in the zoo.


btw. mozzies = mosquitoes (Moi, I think it's minus the 'e' in Spanish, but I don't speak Spanish so I could be wrong)

*disentangling the bat from my hair as I prepare to hand it back to the wombat.....LOL :eek: :D