Worst Christmas Songs Ever??
 

OK guys...

Time For a Christmas giggle, Jose's looking after the best of...so just to be an Old Curmudgeon, here's my list of "Worst Christmas Songs Ever..." and there's more where they came from, I kid you not!

Gonna tread on some toes maybe - they're probably you're all-time faves, but here goes - with clips (may have to scroll down the page) for you to experience the full horror...

No. 1 Jingle Bells by Barbara Streisand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZHQaxzg9sY (sends you running to hide under the bed..)

No.2 Christmas Shoes - Newsong http://www.his-forever.com/christmas...by_newsong.htm (sends you running for the toilet bowl, make sure you read the words..)

No.3 "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)" - John Denver http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/...In+Concert.htm
(enough said..)

No. 4 "Christmas In The Stars" - C-3PO of Star Wars http://www.blueharvest.net/sound/son..._the_stars.mp3
(er..er..??)

Have fun :D
all the best!

liz...did you know they made a cartoon video of grandma got run over by a reindeer? :o

Bark Bark Bark! Bark bark bark! Bark bark bark bark bark!
 

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed!


* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells,





OK, I did NOT come up with this....I found it on myspace.com... It was just too funny NOT to share it! Happy Holidays! :)


Pain Free Hugs To All
Always,
-Heidi

Hahahahahahahaha!! :D :D :D Thanks Heidi - that really did me good!!
all the best :)

heidi...are we supposed to pick?:o

choccy choccy choccy choccy choccy





:D :p :D

Curious... OMG I hope I didnt affend you!!! So sorry if I did!!! It was something I found on myspace.com, and I found it funny... I know that the disorders are NOT something to laugh about by any means, just the way the wording of the Christmas songs is what I found silly!

Just was wanting to add a little silly humor to the holiday season is all!

Always,
-Heidi

hehe heidi...I was kidding. :D i have a passion for chocolate and a weird sense of humor.

i will take offense if you say you hate monkeys. ;) lol and tel artist she can't leave choccy for me. :D


(((heidi)))

Moi? Leave choccy for toi? I wouldn't dream of it, I'm shocked at the very idea!!
How 'bout some fruit instead?? Monkey like a banana?? :D

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r..._chocanana.jpg

(Ooooh, this photobucket thing works, what fun!!) all the best...:)