Don't Try This at Home
 

That's right, these are professionals!

Okay, so nothing gets blown up á la "Mythbusters," and no bad guys get maced in the face Hawaiian style like on "Dog, the Bounty Hunter" ... and, in fact, the main ingredients here are simple, everyday, found-in-your-own-kitchen flour and sugar. But this blog is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Page after page after page of some of the worst cake decorating blunders you're ever likely to see -- all made by real bakeries -- complete with (if you'll pardon the pun) biting commentary. :D

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

You should have seen the cake I made. No....I'm glad you didn't cuz I was embarrassed. You see, I took cake decorating lessons a few years ago & shortly after it was over, I made a couple cakes for my DH to take to work.
First I made a 'lady cake' with a skirt shaped pan & a plastic lady half (know what I mean?) on top. It looked nice. Later I made a 'man cake' sorta 'for the ladys at his office'. It was guy body (no legs, arms, or face showing)wearing bikini shorts. For his hairy chest I used tinted coconut and for the ____ I used a twinkie. LOL. I made it & went to bed. The next morning I got up & saw it & that twinkie was way to big. :eek: I laughed but turned red :o thinking what I would appear to be. I thought of not letting my DH taking it to work but ended up letting him. .......(I know I musta written this before. So if you read it....sorry)

Terrific!
Kathleen

OMG, I laughed till I cried! Did you see the engagement cake with the fake hand on it? TOO funny - and pretty sick.

:p