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oldsteve 04-08-2009 04:11 AM

Feds vs.Rancher
 
Feds vs. The Rancher


A DEA agent, together with an ATF and an FBI agent, as part of a task force, arrive at a ranch in western Nebraska. The agents tell the rancher,
"We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, "Mister, we have the authority of the Federal Government with us." Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer. "See this
badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish on any land. No questions asked, no answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badges! Show him your badges!”

Mollyb09 04-08-2009 02:54 PM

lol
 
That was so funny:D

befuddled2 04-08-2009 11:20 PM

:) LOL :)

Barbara


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