speeding ticket
 

a cop pulled a man over for speeding,,,he aproaches the car and asked the man for his drivers licence,,the man shouts at the officicer in anger,,I dont have a licence,,,the cop asked him for proof of insurence,,,the man blurts out,,i aint got no insurance and ive got a dead body in the trunk!,,,So the officer calls for back,up ,when backup arrives,,his captain,,aproaches the car and asked the man,,do you have a drivers licence,,,the man replies very politly,,yes sir and hands it to him,,,the captain asks him ,,do you have car insurance,,the man very polite says ,,yes sir,,,and hands it to him,,,the captain asks,,do you have a dead body in the trunk,,,the man answers,,,no sir ,,feel free to check and hands the captain the keys to have a look, the captain comes back up to the driver and stares ,,,,the driver looks up and says . I bet that officer said i was speeding too,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,