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State trooper.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he could see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing that she didn't see his flashing lights or hear his siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the woman yelled back. "IT'S A SCARF!" |
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