Economy Humor
 

How to tell if this is a real recession or not?



1.You receive a "pre-declined" credit card offer in the mail!

2. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

3. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.

4. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 -ouncer.

5. People in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and are helping each other learn their children's names.

6. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

7. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

8. Motel Six won't leave the light on.

9. The Mafia is laying off judges.

10. When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you have to call and ask if they mean you or them.