[AintSoBad]

I went to my doctor this past week, and surprise!
(I think this is the way of the future)...
Urine Testing!
My ins. will pay for it (yes!), and the doc gets out of some liability, (yes!), and he also probably makes a little profit. All great, works good for me!

I signed off, but, I didn't really need to go....
So, I waited a while, now, you gotta "tinkle" in this little plastic vial. Great!
(I get it in there how?)

Even tho I waited, I got completely "shy".
Nobody was watching, although I noticed a little "thermometer" on the side of the vial..... OK, I wasn't about to cheat. BUT!

I'm not givin' anyone away here, it was my decision, in my apt building, I was doing wash in the basement, and this other guy who is very disabled, came in, and we got talking and, he goes here, try this.
And, he light what I thought was a cigarette, it wasn't!
It was a joint.
I took it, and took what I'd guess you'd call a puff, or whatever.
cough cough, I have Never smoked in my life. That's me, trying to be "cool".
Yea. Great!

What could I do now? (back to the docs),
I tinkled.
Then, the rsd broke me out in a sweat, I'm trying to read a magazine, and I'm dripping from my face onto the page... gross.
Well,
I go in to see the doc.
I have a brain injury. I cannot lie, because I can't, I could never remember! It's too hard to lie!
So,
I just out and told him!
His response?
Not quoting, but something like, They oughta legalize it!
I almost fell outta my chair, and tinkled my pants!

And, you know what?
I agree, I get no pain relief, but if anyone does.
It should be legal!
Collect taxes, rather than pay police, to chase this drug down.
That way, whoever does take advantage, will know they're getting a pure product!
(I would hope).

That's all for now.

I gotta tinkle...


pete