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10-20-2007, 06:02 PM | #81 | |||
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Somebody open up that back door and pull poor Abby in! I hit the “turbo” button on accident, and can’t slow down until I get to Joan’s......or, just past there. LOL, we might have to pull a U-ey and double back for her if the bus doesn’t cooperate with me! I bet poor Abbie left a brightly colored trail of Lucky Charms and Captian Crunch for a few miles behind us! I'm sorry, Sweetie!!
Claudia...DL is back there somewhere. I told you all; she fell to sleep way back in Alabama somewhere. Maybe that she crawled under that massive pile of luggage to get some peace and quiet? When you find her, poke her and get her to WAKE UP! Oh....wait. I forgot......we DID make a pit stop.....in Arkansas when we tried Maridane’s house, but didn’t find her at home. DL said something about some “Bushes”........... I could’ve SWORN that that was her I heard back there SNORING, though. If she isn’t back there, then WHO is???? Well....if it is a booger back there, we will just get Joan to get after it with a shot gun or something! I am sure that she has one of those lying around that farm of hers......and, here is a stupid question; What is “ditchweed”? I know about...erm....one kind of special brownies, and the “special ingredient” in them is a type of....erm...Plant, shall we say. But, I haven’t heard of Ditchweed??? Or, is that just a.....well....Midwesterner term for that speial plant ingredient that I DO know about? ROFL, and here I thought we said things Funny down South! Anyway...check on Abbie. Make sure that her knees aren’t skinned...and Someone PLEASE give that girl a brush! Her hair looks like she just stepped out of a tornado or something! Get Ready Joan! We are just about to your place....and then heading over to Sue...then Mark. Oh wait......Isn’t LIZ somewhere in between there too? Claudia and Abby...one of you all (or both! LOL) have to help me Navigate, seriously. Anyway...we’re on the way (*singing & humming [as I can’t remember all of the words] “People get ready, there’s a train a-comin!” ROFL). Someone put in a GOOD CD!
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10-20-2007, 07:49 PM | #82 | |||
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josie has a lead foot....i grabbed abby by the bootstraps, gave her a dusting off, and let her use a brush...now she is all nice and tidy...and she shared her bottlecaps with me too...yumm
i never heard of the word ditchweed either, i just assumed it was from the locals tossing their eh em, lets say, tiny little roaches and they just grew on their own........joan will have to explain the true meaning of the word tho.....who cares as long as she puts some in the brownies..... hey, when we head to pick up liz, how about swinging around for barb2406? she has not joined us yet, but i know she lives out that way too.......hey barb? do ya hear us? heck, the whole world can hear us with our lovely singing voices............... i thought i heard someone snoring in the back...but i still don't see rsdlori........did she crawl under the bus maybe? and is hanging on for dear life? is there a crawl space in this big ole machine? you guys should see all the gorgeous colors on it....looks so 'cute'.....we must all sign it at the end of our trip........i will bring the big markers.......... you shoudl also see the friggin luggage josie brought.i thought we were going to have a pile with adas, but holy moley josie brought enough for all of us..............and ya know what ? she is must cuter than her picture. oh no, are those flashing lights? i told ya she has a lead foot......oh well, not to worry, we have the T plan.....ya know, auto workers have the A plan, well, cops have the T plan....i brought franks badge just to be on the safe side........laffff should hopefully get us out of trouble.....of course, josie can just smile at the cop and get out of trouble...................or she could just OUTRUN THEM............i opt for the latter........laffs what an adventure ...............................
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10-20-2007, 08:10 PM | #83 | |||
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I’ll smile WHILE I out run them...how about that? Since I STILL can’t get this thing to slow down yet.
I think that somethem “Speical” was put in the tank and left there after out LAST adventure in the bus! LOLOL....whatever...you all hang on! I rekcon that we are going to have to go off roading for a bit, until I can either (a) get the bus slowed down, or (b) I loose the cops. OH look! There is a NICE big mud hole! Hang on EVERYONE!!! Here we go!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!!!!! at least that will add a little camo over all of this bright paint, for when I DO get stopped.....maybe we can just sit quietly while the cops blow past us, looking for the Partridge Family colored bus! LOL Hmmmm. Maybe the button is stuck or something?? We really should be able tos get slowed down....and I want to be able to do that, BEFORE we blow past Joan’s entire farm...... LOL< Claudia! That is only HALF of my luggage! The other half is tied on top. Didn’t you see it up there when you got in? Surely DL isn’t up there.....and anyway, WHO is that snoring back there?? It has to be her......right? Hmmmmm....maybe going through that mud hole knocked the turbo button thingy loose, or else we are starting to finally burn all of that Special Super Sonic Fuel up....because we are Definitely starting to slow down......I sure do hope that I don’t get a ticket. LOL You don't happen to see a goodly sized clump of trees, or a big billboard sign that I had hide in or behind...do you? You figure out who we try to pick up first; Liz or Barb...as long as I don't windup passing their turn off thingy. Exit. Whatever it is called. We need to go and get poor sue too, as she is STILL sitting out on her dorr step, and I told her we would be there tonight! I sure do hope that Liz and Barb are awake and get in this bus when we get stopped, and I REALLY hope that Joan is back from her pumpking hunting excursion when we get there. Someone needs to bake the pumpkin seeds when she scoops them out of the pumpkin. I LOVE baked pumpkin seeds!!! YUMMMMM!!!!!
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10-21-2007, 08:45 AM | #84 | |||
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LOL Now I can splain it to you gals since you finally picked me up.
Ditchweed is the wild marijuana that grows in every pasture, every ditch (hence the name) in our area. Birds love the seed and help to spread it. We have boy plants and girl plants. It can grow 7 feet if you don't shred it off. NO, we don't want to burn it. That's a No No around here. It's not the same "quality" as the medical stuff. They actually used to grow it here during WWI. , you know, for the hemp to make ropes. We jokingly call it our "cash crop". What IS that snoring back there?????
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10-21-2007, 09:54 AM | #85 | |||
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Thanks Claudia!!! I sure feel better! Now where did I place that toothbrush...got to get these dang bugs outta my teeth.
I didn't notice anyone under the bus as I was flying around back there... but whomever it is that is snoring sure is loud... no wonder ya'll couldn't hear me banging on the back door!! Well.. I'm off to hunt around the bus for rsdlori... Lori.. oh Lori... come out, come out where ever you are!!!! |
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10-21-2007, 10:47 AM | #86 | |||
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I either need to be drunk or high on that ditchweed that farmwife is talking about. First time I ever heard it called that. My Dad did tell me about them working in it at wartime making rope out of the hemp. He said they were told not to stand near it when they were burning it. We have to buy it, it's illegal and our ancestors got to work in it. I always wondered about why Daddy was so mellow. LOL
Claudia, you'd better take over driving for Jose for awhile. We can't afford all of those tickets she's getting. Jose, you'd better have room for all of my luggage girl. Although I will say the ones with the food are dwindling. If you don't get here soon, there won't be any food left. It's snowing here too. Make sure you slow that bus down. It started raining and turned to snow so if you don't slow that thing down, you will slide right on by my place. Save some of those ditchweed brownies for me. It sounds like Jose has already had her fair share. LOL Ada |
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10-25-2007, 12:59 PM | #87 | |||
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EEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Stop the bus..........head count!!!! Where is Mark? Was he sitting out on the curb with his legs crossed???? Sorry I fell asleep (for a week!!).........In reality, I've been working my behind off. It's been the first time since January I've worked an 8 hour day and my knee is killing me!!! Still, no pain meds though!! Don't want to and can't afford to go through that route again!!! Now.....where are we????? Dianelori |
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10-26-2007, 11:42 AM | #88 | |||
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Well...FINALLY! DL woke her self up. QUICK! You all back there....give her some coffee or something, before she falls to sleep again! Sheesh.
Head count, huh? Lets see..... There is me, DL, Claudia, Joan (Farmwife), Liz, Barb, Sue, Mark. Abby......and I think that is all that we have gotten so far? Did I leave anyone out?? (Kinda hard to count heads while driving, you see....) Now, we are trying to track down Sandel.....which is hard, being as she is “Geographically Challenged”, and I am “Directionally Dysfunctional”, and don’t have anyone up here paying attention and helping me navigate this thing! ROFL. Plus, the fact that she seems to go one way....then turn another.....and then turn back....and then head in the totally opposite direction......is makes her hard to track down! ROFL. You guys back there....Keep your eyes peeled, and help me look for Sandel, meandering down (or up...or across...ROFL) the road on her Superduper Solar/Wind Charged Scooter Thingy. It is easy to tell where she has been, at least, since all of the lights are out along her path! ROFL. Now...if we can just catch up and actually SEE the lights going out, we will have her! Ok.....Seriously. I need a navigator up here. DL was supposed to do that, but she can’t seem to stay awake long enough. LOL. I don’t want to start going in more circles then we already are! Pass me a brownie too, K? Oh..and some Cheetos, Please. And....some rootbeer to wash them down (the cheetos, not the brownies. Rootbeer and BROWNIES? Yucko. ROFL)
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10-26-2007, 11:46 AM | #89 | |||
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Hmmmm.
I know I am slightly "weird"...but I am NOT Crazy. I SWEAR that I had just seen Sandel here, trying to wave us down, and talking about her Superduper Solar/Wind Charged Scooter thingy, and how she is "Geographically Challenged", and is meandering around, trying to figure out which way she is going, and what she is doing...(going on vacation)......??? So...what happened? Man...I guess she wasn't foolin' when she said that she gets lost easily! I sure lost her just now!!! Sandel....come out come out wherever you are! I am trying to look for you.....and since it is daylight, the streetlights going out isn't helping me much at all......
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10-26-2007, 11:49 AM | #90 | |||
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LOL I tried to edit and deleted instead.. yah I get lost here too..
Thanks Joselita ooff wheres that map.. lost it too hmm.. |
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