Well - being in the airline bizz I guess it has its perks. As you can see I just came back from Sweden and now look out!!! I can fit into those size 15 pumps!! Bring em on! I want Manolo Blahniks. Come on Josie and Artist!

I think everyone is feeling a little down today. Try to smile and chin up a little!

Mark

Hi Mark,

Um, I think it might take a bit more than Manolo Blahniks... . Did those Swedish surgeons graft kinky boots too? You might have to change your tagline to "ChinS up!!".....

Still, when we go on our virtual vacation I won't feel too terrible beside you on the beach! I'm definitely thinking Carribean or Costa Rica, gorgeous everyone says. Anyone else coming, can I bring my doglet? She's a sweet-tempered beagle, does nothing but eat and sniff...
"blue drinks, smiling at me, nothing but blue drinks do I see..."

Oh yes, wanted to give you the URL of a fun site, since you paint, it's
http://www.zewall.com/
and you can paint graffiti (or the Mona Lisa) on to a NY subway, the roofs of Paris, a London bus.... you'll like it, hours of pointless amusement

love ya, all the best!

Oops....double post...

Erm....That was a very quick trip, wasn't it? I didn't even realise that you had gone to have....ah....such...I mean....so many changes done?

Ahem. ...?

Ahhhhhhh.....?

I don't think that finding size 15 shoes will be your only problem there, sweetie. Large feet aren't the only big things you have now! SHEESH! I really don't think that cocoa nuts grow THAT big......Do they?

You most definitely will.....errrmmm......draw lots of attention on the beach, that is for sure! LOL! We do have to do a little something with that hair.....all of a sudden you have quite a lot of that too. And so very DARK.....

Dang. When you make some....uh....changes....you don't mess around, do you? ROFLMAO!

Well....before I get into ANY trouble here...I am off to the store, to start scouring all of them for the largest cocoa nuts that I can find! No worries! We will get you into that bra and grass skirt yet. I mean still. I mean yet...I mean..we will get you into one! I mean....we will make you the prettiest....erm....

You will be...I mean...are....very pretty.

Ok...Going to store now. Be back soon (I hope...I really truly hope..). Don't leave without me!! I will look for pink size 15 flip flops too! LOL

ermm...((Hugs))??
Jose

Edited to add: PS You know...I was looking at your pci there, Mark....and I don't know if it is the size of the pic, or the fact that I need glasses, or new glasses (have tried looking both with them on and off...LOL), but for some reason, your pic there looks a lot like Grandpa Munster in a Black Wig and ...erm...other attire? Has anyone ever todl you that? A kinda sorta grumpy Grandpa Munster at that. Maybe it is supposed to be GRANDMA Munster, and she is having a very Bad Hair Day? Got up on the wrong side of the Coffin and all of that? LOLOL...It was just bugging me who your "new look" looked like, and I could put my finger on it. It is either grandma, or some Old English Queen or Noble or something (no offense to any Englishmen/ladies around here...Please don't get upset. I know that we Americans have out share of...uh...unique looking hisotirc figures too! LOL)
Ok..I am going now. It is late, and I am putting my foot so far in my mouth, it is tickling my kneecaps. I am stopping before I get into any more trouble then I already am. LOL

((hugs))
Jose...who is ducked and covered and ready for the pelting that she knows is coming from many different directions! LOL

Yeah! You got it, Jose - Grandpa Munster, to the T!!
Or - Charles the second (it's the wig!!!) or Robin Williams eating a lemon ....
all the best!

Just Updating

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P.S. By the way for those few whose names will remain annonymous (Josie and Artist) I do NOT look like Grandpa Munster!!!! I think my new look resembles a young Cybill Sheperd!! Don't You!!? Ha?? Welll?? Don't Ya??? Chin Up!!! Mark

Ermmmmmmmm.......

A Young Cybill Sheperd?? ROFL! Oh...sorry. Ahem.

Uh....Mark? Sweetie? Isn't she blonde? And not quiet so....ummmm...how to put this....uh.....Buxom?

At least I said you looked like some famous...Right? (lolololololol....sorry) AND!!!! And! I said you even looked like ROYALTY! AND! Artist Agreed!! I mean..that is pretty good, right? Famous AND royal?

Just NOT like Cybill Sheperd...young or..not so young....Sorry...

I am wondering if I should send your Christmas Card to 1313 Mockingbird Lane? ROFLMAO!!...Sorry, sorry. I don't know what has gotten into me this morning....

You know...Grandpa Munster had a Beautiful Raven Haired Daughter (well...mostly raven haired, if you don't count the white streak...LOL). Maybe I can see a little bit of Lilly in that pic? The harder I look though....the more Grandpa with boobs I see...and certainly NO Cybill. LOLOL..my x had a thing for Cybill.....too bad that I can't send him your pic, to get his opinion??

Now THAT really makes me ROFLMAOTIPMP!!!!!!! Oh God....I am going to fall out of the chair....man...that Hurts, I laughed so hard. Just all of the mental pics I am getting off of that one thought.....OH! ROFLSNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok...Ow. I gotta go and get a grip. I will catch you in a bit, Sybil! (Sorry, sorry..I am being awful this morning, I know....Ow...LOLOLSnort!)

Love and.....er....(Hug)??
Jose who has to go and blow the coffee out of her nose, which is only what she deserves for being so wicked and evil and mean and cruel this morning. LOLOLSnort. Ouch! Dang! ROFL!