OK guys...

Time For a Christmas giggle, Jose's looking after the best of...so just to be an Old Curmudgeon, here's my list of "Worst Christmas Songs Ever..." and there's more where they came from, I kid you not!

Gonna tread on some toes maybe - they're probably you're all-time faves, but here goes - with clips (may have to scroll down the page) for you to experience the full horror...

No. 1 Jingle Bells by Barbara Streisand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZHQaxzg9sY (sends you running to hide under the bed..)

No.2 Christmas Shoes - Newsong http://www.his-forever.com/christmas...by_newsong.htm (sends you running for the toilet bowl, make sure you read the words..)

No.3 "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)" - John Denver http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/...In+Concert.htm
(enough said..)

No. 4 "Christmas In The Stars" - C-3PO of Star Wars http://www.blueharvest.net/sound/son..._the_stars.mp3
(er..er..??)

Have fun
all the best!

well, artist, i think u may have produced the definitive list.....'shoes' is truly nauseating, 'please daddy' is just plain tacky, and barbra's 'jingle bells' can only be dangerous to a person already suffering from a parasympathetic nervous condition.....skipped the 4th one as i'd had enough by then....also figured that i could trust your judgement after the other 3.

but u left out 'grandma got run over by a reindeer'....was that just too obvious for u?

liz...did you know they made a cartoon video of grandma got run over by a reindeer?

Jingle Bells by the Barking Dogs is one that I can do without. I love dogs...have one living with me myself...but SHEESH!

Trying to think of more, but have a cold right now...and...it does kinda depend on WHO does the song, right?

OH! I know one...don't know who sang it, but that "Santa Baby" song. URGH! Don't like that one even MORE than the doggy one!

I'm Sure that there will be more as the Season goes on. LOL

((hugs))
Jose

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed!


* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells,





OK, I did NOT come up with this....I found it on myspace.com... It was just too funny NOT to share it! Happy Holidays!


Pain Free Hugs To All
Always,
-Heidi

Hahahahahahahaha!! Thanks Heidi - that really did me good!!
all the best

heidi...are we supposed to pick?

choccy choccy choccy choccy choccy

Curious... OMG I hope I didnt affend you!!! So sorry if I did!!! It was something I found on myspace.com, and I found it funny... I know that the disorders are NOT something to laugh about by any means, just the way the wording of the Christmas songs is what I found silly!

Just was wanting to add a little silly humor to the holiday season is all!

Always,
-Heidi

hehe heidi...I was kidding. i have a passion for chocolate and a weird sense of humor.

i will take offense if you say you hate monkeys. lol and tel artist she can't leave choccy for me.


(((heidi)))

Moi? Leave choccy for toi? I wouldn't dream of it, I'm shocked at the very idea!!
How 'bout some fruit instead?? Monkey like a banana??



(Ooooh, this photobucket thing works, what fun!!) all the best...