Hi Chaps & Chapesses,

Now I don't know the technical paramiters in designing and manufacturing medical equipment, (because I am a bit thick) and I appreciate that a reassuring beep is rather nice when selecting the functions on the remote, but does it have to be as loud as the activation chirps of a 1980's aftermarket car alarm

Which brings me onto my next issue, it is huge! not exactly discreet or pocket sized, so this has led me into the rather controversial world of carrying a man-bag. Now I have never been afraid of my feminine side and have always been very comfortable with my sexulality, but i have yet to find a way to wear this man-bag without looking camp... no matter how much facial stubble I have going on.

And lastly the colour, who in their right minds decides "this remote needs to be a nice shade of 1990's computer monitor off white", maybe they have never seen a rainbow and are completely unaware of the myriad of colours available on this planet of ours

Wingy