[Momma's Kids]

Now those that have known me since MSW know this is my second passion.
My DIL is a supervisor for one of the banks. I called several weeks ago and a voice said, This is the nanny...I thought I had the wrong number, I hung up and called back. It was a girl that works with her. I told her, gave her plenty fair warning, I did...to keep looking over her shoulder.

Today, I called, my DIL did not answer the phone...I called back. I nicely told the lady I needed to speak with Benita, she put me on hold. When that nice sweet lil tiny voice said, 'This is Benita, may I help you.' Bingo!! ah hah...you are now mine...

I said in a voice that any true southern hillbilly redneck would cry and be proud...Iiiii hare u dew babiesitin...(nomam, not me) well I shooo nuff wuz tole thet u wuz th gurrll I sho need be spekin wit.

and again...nomam, the only kids I keep are mine and they are a handful...

I was almost dancin like ole Rupnelstilskin lookin fer that first born, by this time...will I shooo wuz tole you wuz the nanny...(the what) the nanny, u ain't the nanny? (nooo)
I said in my normal voice...then why in a crack in a dinner plate would you answer the phone...THE NANNY!?? She hasn't a clue, but the voice is familar.
I then said remember when I called several weeks ago and you answered...The Nanny? Payback sho is fun ain't it.

She started laughing, but still couldnt figure out who I was...I proceeded to tell 'the nanny' I wanted the name of her supvizr I needed to talk to her. She said the name and then the light bulb came on...

Yep, don't be messin with the too ole to run, can't walk crippled up ole lady...

speaking of ...anybody seen JMiller? Sometimes ya gotta make a laugh when all you can see is the tears...

[jmiller]

You looking fer me momma? Well Im a right here just a listening to you. Actually went to a boat show here in Tampa, and now im 32000.00 poorer but will have fun. Also got to see the Time Bandit brothers from The Deadliest catch.

The boat is a 22ft Hurricane deck boat, fishing series with 115hp motor.

[PolarExpress]

I've always known you liked the occasional prank, but this one shows a whole new side of cruelty I never saw before..I'm SO proud to know ya!

[braingonebad]

COK - LOL! That poor girl, if you'd have roped her into settin for your yung uns!

Originally Posted by jmiller

You looking fer me momma? Well Im a right here just a listening to you. Actually went to a boat show here in Tampa, and now im 32000.00 poorer but will have fun. Also got to see the Time Bandit brothers from The Deadliest catch.

The boat is a 22ft Hurricane deck boat, fishing series with 115hp motor.

I hope you tole em I said HI.



Have fun and be safe with that boat.

[Momma's Kids]

JMiller got a new boat can we go fishin huh huh....I got dynamite...can we go now huh? Time Bandit, can we go fishing on their boat...you did tell them that yo po ole Momma loved to fish, right? Right?! I watch that show, love that show, Ice Road Truckers rule too.

I used to go to those boat shows, sweet... Where's the picture....I didn't see a picture...

can we go fishing now, I got plenty dynamite.


Yees, that pore ole unsuspecting southern gal got payback...she told my DIL that she ain't messing with me no more...she might pay me to do that to somebody else, but she ain't messing with me. lol

[Twinkletoes]

I had no idea, Momma! So proud of you!

Whatawomman!!!

[braingonebad]

Originally Posted by COK

JMiller got a new boat can we go fishin huh huh....I got dynamite...can we go now huh? Time Bandit, can we go fishing on their boat...you did tell them that yo po ole Momma loved to fish, right? Right?! I watch that show, love that show, Ice Road Truckers rule too.

I used to go to those boat shows, sweet... Where's the picture....I didn't see a picture...

can we go fishing now, I got plenty dynamite.


Yees, that pore ole unsuspecting southern gal got payback...she told my DIL that she ain't messing with me no more...she might pay me to do that to somebody else, but she ain't messing with me. lol

I don't know if the Hillstrand bros would let you on their boat. They'd be scared what pranks you'd pull.

[Momma's Kids]

Brain...I would be good, you know I can be good if it involves gettin to fish.lol

I actually haven't pulled any pranks in quite awhile, it seems to take too much energy...but this one was mild compared to the 'IRS' job I did on a co worker several years ago.

I worked for a company that had a pay phone right by the ladies' bathroom, I would call myself and tell them I needed to go home. lol How cool is that, no caller ID then, or cell phones...it was like humor poetry. lol