Watch out...TS takes over our minds (and chocolate) and has us carry on.

Taffy walking zombie like, whips out her Swiss Army Boy Scout 42 piece knife and in a monotone voice, asks AMN, "Where is your scooter, must find scooter...and have chocolates":Crazy 2:

*taking over minds*

Alright folks! I'm tired of playin' around! I have some chocolates!

*throws chocolate down narrow hallway (too narrow for scooters)* :cool:

*jumps on scooter and takes off down the road*

"Mmmmmm....That's a nice looking tire."

Taffy...being the idiot that we now know that she is (hey, I am on a steam cleaning break) takes the chocolate bait and leaves AMN scooter behind. Shoveling as many as the gems as she can, Taffy is stuffed.

Back to the scooter and those tires......................

Has cog fog set in? I did have the scooter didn't I? Maybe I didn't. Let's say I didn't! Think I will eat a few more chocs instead!:D

Cog fog HAS set in! YOU don't have the scooter OR the chocolates. I do.

*puts on helmet and flees the scene*

:D

*slumped in corner with no mobility*

Carp! You evil fiends! Picking on a gimp!

*pulls out cell, dials NRA*... Yeah, hi, I need a few brothers' help... yes, I know the handshake.... well, just look for a chocolate-smeared crime scene and flat tires... yes... they'll lead you to the perp.

Okay, Okay! You have me feelin' bad AMN! I'll tell you what, I will give you the scooter back if you promise to call off the the people at the NRA! "Neoro-nons Rifle Association?"

*tucks in tail, and runs screaming to nearest exit*

Taffy sitting here sucking down her Pepsi and laughing!

You guys crack me up!

No. No. No. You have to participate! You can't just sit there and suck on that Pepsi and NOT play!

This is a serious forum! No laughing, smiling, smirking or giggling aloud!

What am I talking about?

Those brownies that were recklessly thrown around earlier were laced!

Can I have some more?

DM popping Jiffy Pop..... Here, Taff.... have some. :popcom:

When does the second feature start????

.

*flinging brownies and chocolates into hallway*

Hey, Taffy, you dropped something!

*sticking foot in doorway*

Yahoo! That was worth it!

*watching TS skid on confections and slam sideways into wall*

Poor kid.

*climbing back onto scooter*

Gimme some of that popcorn dm, here, have this Pepsi I found on the table.

I guess it has started!

Watch out
 

TS Taffys spitting popcorn seeds right at you,she can't help it all those
funny brownies and we are taping up her boo boo's.turn over Taf. I know
the movies funny everything is funny after all those browies. Taffy
just put a new part in TS hair,awwww it looks so cute. :grouphug: Sue

Silly girl Sue.... You parted it on the wrong side!!! ha :lookaround:

Oh DM....You know that Pepsi that AMP gave you from page 50? That was mine. I backwash...so maybe you should give it back....

Okay, who is spitting popcorn at me?!!:mad:

And, whose wise idea was it to have my hair parted like this? This looks crazy!:mad:

*runs by mirror, stops and looks, and thinks, "Mmmmmm.......maybe that isn't so bad."*:rolleyes:

*shovels more chocolate in face*:D

*runs to nearest exit*:eek:

Wait a minute! Where am I? WHO am I? Most importantly, where are those brownies?

I need more!

Ptooie!!!! Handing Taffy a "sippy" cup to catch the chunks..... Backwash all ya want now, my chocolate friend...

It was TAFFY! DM would never.. I say NEVAH act unappropriately......

*muttering something about "there's no excuse for poor manners...:p

C'mere, dm, hold this...

*handing dm a rope*

Now stand back and pull that real hard when I say!

*pointing trebuchet Taffy's way, loading sling with chocolates*

PULL IT NOW!!!!!!

Taffy crouches behind her double reinforce stainless steel shield! Bring it on!

Chocolates fly everywhere! The sound is deafening when they hit the shield.

Good thing she has ear plugs in.

Sweet deal! Free chocolates! Anyone care for some?

Munch...munch..munch....

That should keep her busy awhile, c'mon everyone, now I have just enough tickets to take everyone on a sampling tour of Ghirradhelli's!

Taffy gathered all the chocolates and like a lemonade stand...setup a corner table! All the neighborhood kids bought the chocolates at triple prices and Taffy made quite the dough!

Tanks Ci....Free Dough...:hug:

:Starvin:
I'm ready for the tour....

Look at that Taffy! She's getting as round as a beach ball eating all that chocolate. Hey, I got a good idea...

Anyone for beach VOLLEYBALL??? C'mere my lil round chocolate buddy!!!

*snicker*

I wanna be a team captain.....

LOL, won't she melt?? If you spike, do you get sprayed with the melty chocolate? I'm in!

Cool....... kinda like fondue!!!

Great idea! It's back in style, I hear! I'll bring pineapple and strawberries!

*raging through kitchen in search of harvest gold and avacado fondue pots*

Wow
 

Cindy you got your's toooo!!!!Taffy come out to play we taken you to the
beach,ahhh there you are. Well let's go your dripping all over the floor.
Where's TS he's got to see this he he. :eek: ohhh Taffy made a mess
on the sand. I'm standing over here and be :cool: get the berries
ready. Sue

I've got the chocolate.....

Harvest gold??? Avocado???? Oh, the good ole days....

Lawdamercy, I dated myself! LOL, someday we'll be looking back and laughing at brushed stainless too!

Somebody help me! Taffy's oozing all over the trunk!

*dipping finger into elbow for a taste*

But, delicious!

*throwing marshmallows at Taffy* Hey, look!!! They stick to her.

Wanna play "Who can stick the most marshmallows on Taffy?"

It's either that or Pin the Tail on Taffy!!!

*pulling mega sized needle from trunk of no return....* Ahhh... here it is!!!!

*covering eyes as glint from needle is blinding me*

Here's some sunglasses AMN.... We must always protect our vision...

I got
 

mine because remember i'm :cool: and have Sjoren's Syndrome and
get out the fake tan. Ohhh Taffy just look at you and all those
marshmallows :eek: that's kind of funny scary,i'm hiding behind the car
ouch that car is hot. Burn burn helpppp:p :p :p :p Sue

Oh wait wait wait wait! You're tellin me it was all a sham TS? A put-up job? Figures! I thought I'd finally have a partner in crime once I felt better again! :mad: ;)

Thanks guys! You are a freak'in riot! (Taffy picking marshmellow Peeps off her) Yuck! Guess I can save those for later. So much chocolate on me...like a spa bath!

Hey you two....look at you playing volleyball on the beach in your bikinis! You are scaring the poor little kids over there making the sand castles. They ran past me screaming...my eyes, my eyes, look at that blinding white skin! Poor kids will never be the same again.

*flinging bag of mini marshmallows at Taff*

LOL!! Look, DM! Now she's polka dot!!

*singing let it snow*

Hey, how about some sprinkles for a little color!!??!!

*digging throught dm's trunk*

Aha!

*holding up a box of graham crackers*

Ohhhh Taafffffffyyyyyy???????

Sure turn me into a Smore will ya!

You two are still scaring the kids with those sting bikinis. Go put some clothes on will you.

Taffy washes off the mini marshmellows and melted chocolate. Sticky carp!

Why, I think AMN and look quite fetching in our string bikini's that we are wearing over our long johns. Can't let our delicate skin burn.....

Dangi it, where'd that Taffy go??? Hey AMN???? You up for a TAFFY APPLE?:Starvin:

You know we loves ya Taff!

*got any caramels????*:D

Backing away from DM and wishing that with all her might that she could run...turns to try to limply run away and 'thud'. Weakly, poor little Taffy whispers out, "Won't someone please help me? EM? Anyone?"

*stepping over Taff*

*holding hands in megaphone*

Where's our boy?!? Ruh Roh, is TS back to "work"?... it's the weekend...

Anti up everyone, we'd better get some bail money together!

*digging under car seats for fugitive change*

Ohhhh
 

I found a dime, atoothpick ouch they hurt,a well let'd not talk about
that. Ih 4 pennies and yucky very old Ho Ho here taf you want that.
Oh no i think i lost my hand :eek: i did 911,hey i could of been in line
for 1 of those nes Apple things. Hmmm but that's were TS is cause
he's so :cool: I'm going to go spend my dime and 4 pennies. :D Sue

I got some lint and a couple of Cheerios...

*scrounging around for more Cheerios*. I love it when meal planning is this easy.