I hate to wear a bra..but since I am blessed I have to whenever I go out.
I was waiting tables at a family style place several years ago and had to be to work at 3am...needless to say I wasn't quite awake...drove all the way to work and went inside when my boss (thank goodness a female) asked if I forgot something. lol Not sure what she was talking about she gave me a little hint...she told me that I work for tips...not with my ti*s! I was so embarrassed! She had to cover for me while I went home and put my bra on!

if she'd kept her mouth shut I might have made good money that day! lol

Susan

Okay... I have to tell on myself here. Here goes: Back in the day,when I was young,slender and full of myself, a group of us went dancing at a local club.I had went into the restroom to well...you know, and touch up my make up etc... I went back out and everybody was staring at me. I thought "Gee I must be looking fantastic", so I pushed my bosom out a little further and strutted a little more and was all feeling sassy and sexy untill the waitress tapped me on the shoulder and told me to pull my dress out of my panty hose. I have to tell you, I bee lined for the door without so much as a good bye to my pals and never did go back to that club. I was soooo embarassed.

You all are cracking me up! I have a few of those embarassing moments in my past but since this one just happened today I thought I'd share.

I had just finished off the remnants of a can of cashews and was taking the can to the trash can in our utility room. Weird thing was it felt like the can was vibrating. I am so used to the strange MS things and am in an exacerbation so I just figured I was getting vibration in my hands. As I got closer to the trash can I noticed the vibration getting stronger. After I threw the can in the trash can, the vibration went away. Are you ready for this? The dryer was running and the can was picking up the vibration!

A long time ago, I was in the Navy, and we were required to stencil our name on all of our clothing while in bootcamp. Well, at my first duty station, I still had most of those same items of clothing, including my underwear. One day doing laundry, I apparently left behind one of my bras. Some kind sailor was good enough to pin my bra up on the bulletin board so I could find it (and of course so everyone else could see it hanging there!) I was only 19 and mortified!

lol yall are nuts I laughed so hard reading those, I am sure i have done similar things did the shoe thing but they both were white gym shoes just diff logos went to work with a half shaved face ooops

Just last week I put the detergent in the fabric softner dispenser of my washing machine. I started to put a gallon of milk in the cabinet. I put my dogs food on my dinner plate. There is one more thing I can't remember but it was funny too. LOL

Becky; I've done that too! I get distracted and put things away in odd places.

I also hide things; like when we go away and I'm worried we'll be robbed (by the way, we have been robbed!). That was long ago but after the experience you get kind of concerned.

So I hide my jewelry; bad thing about this is that I'm so good at hiding it that I can't figure out where I put it when I get back.

Mostly my jewelry is stuff I'm sentimental about; not like it's of major value.

We do have a safety deposit box; I should take the sentimental stuff and put it there.

Tootsie

You all have made me pee myself laughing so hard. So since I got a good chuckle out of your mishaps here's one of my own that mortified me.

I've been wearing dentures for the past 4 years due to a heriditary condition. Well I never and I mean never leave my house without them or even when guests come over I have to have them in. Well about 2 yrs ago I was working for Big Lots as their bookkeeper and I got to work and realised I was still in my slippers. I figured oh well at least they are the black ballerina one's and no one shoud notice. I ring the buzzer to get in and my boss opens the door. I usually greet everyone with a nice big smile. I did so and my boss gave me the strangest look back that I was like what is it? He goes shoot Sara I never knew you didn't have teeth. I was so horrified I said be right back. And ran home to get them. I get back to work teeth in mouth and he says to me. You went all that way and still forgot to put shoes on? I just walked right past him said don't say another word. From that moment on we had a secret giggle we'd share every now and then when one of us was having a bad day it would cheer the other up.

Sara

Me too Tootsie! I've got so bad at remembering where I've hidden things that I've taken to leaving myself notes on the computer! That has to be bad!

I open up a brand new file and add details of what I've hidden, and where. If my computer goes down, It'll still be lost...

Me too Tootsie! I've got so bad at remembering where I've hidden things that I've taken to leaving myself notes on the computer! That has to be bad!

I open up a brand new file and add details of what I've hidden, and where. If my computer goes down, I'll still be lost...