That was in the plans, shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Twink, pass me the duct tape please. Now jmiller, you need to relax. You know, I was a teacher for really bad boys once. Not much I haven't seen or heard.

Yes, J and I was a probation officer for very bad boys....I think one them will never grow a mustache again.

So while you are making your mischief...make sure you know where we are...I have eyes sharper than bird and more than any spider.

I also have the keys to your car...just so you know.

Well I guess I will have to throw a bucket of roaches in ur bedroom along with some mice and rats. Some crazy glue in ur car locks sounds pretty good. So far the coast is clear, I dont see Twink around, so guess its safe. Just Momma and kicker, piece of cake now. hehehe

wrong-oh, me boy-o!

I'm a-watchin' ya from afar, wit' the ol' EAGLE eye trained upon yer mangy carcass!

one hint...

tread carefully miller, lest you jes' happen to chance upon one a-dem TRIP-wires I so lovingly dispersed about the grass last night.

:D:eek::D

only GIRLS get the super-secret MAP, listin' the whereabouts of aforementioned trouble spots.

hmmm, looks as tho Ill have to rethink my strategy. Maybe a fdew of those spiders I can slip in ur bed Cay. hehehe

ehhhh hee hee...

spiders dun bother me none, miller.

yesterday, I saw a tarantula big as my whole HAND, crawlin' in mah yard.

no biggie.

this one here be either a Belize Cinnamon, or a Red Rump.

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6...ulayardjc1.jpg

an' a "red rump" is what yer gonna have, fer SHURE, iffun y'all don't RETHINK dat roaches plan, dude!

'member, I is-a watchin' ya!

What is wrong with that boy? Can't decide if he needs a hug or be knocked up-side his head.

Momma,
Can me and my gun (full of stinging salt (OW). no bullets) sit with you on the swing? Having these tired old bones don't interfer with my aim. KA-POW!!

Too bad kicker your aim is not like it used to be, you missed me and shot 1 of the stray cats. Hope your not wearing white clothes while sitting on that porch, that roach juice will look perty nice, hehe.

How bout I head on down now to Cayos and throw some roaches in with the ducks, or maybe one of those Amazon Anacondas.