Why Parents Drink!!!!!
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> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
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> With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
hands and read the letter.
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> Dear Dad:
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> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Karen and she is so nice. But I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But
it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

> Karen said that we will be very happy.
> She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Karon has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Karon can get better. She deserves it.
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> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday,I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
> know your grandchildren.
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> Love, Your Son John
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> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
> report card that's in my center desk drawer.
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> I love you.
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> Call me when it's safe to come home.

MelodyL,

Hi! Just finding my way around. That was a fun read. Thanks.

Oh Johnathan, I never... lol

LOL I am sending to my dad for my younger step brother to help put it in perspective.

I cracked up at this Mel!

I just knew you would all get a kick out of this one.