Howdy David! Welcome to Momma's porch! Come're and have a lemonaide or sumthin'.

Sandy


you pour it and i'll drink it...[lol]


David:):):)

now, yew jes' HOLE up there a dang minnit, Miz Sandy !!

DON'T be a-offerin' vittles and rafreshmens to this Davvy-stranger-man, untill we's made DANG sure he ain't sum kin'a seccun' cuzzin to ol' Jmiller, fergoshsakes !!

ore nex' thang, he'll be a-ridin' that-there trackder wit' ol Jmiller, onna side, hoopin' an-a hollerin' an' makin' threats o'bodily HARM to uz wimminfokes.

not to menshun, insultin' veryus amungstus wiz commentarry regardin' are bodily parts, 'n' attytributes.

alzo not to menshun, tryin' to reck are lil hen pardy, spikin' da punsh, an' tawkin' nawty.

I shore hate ta be da wun ta DOO dis, but I gots to innerfear afore da porch be neck-deep inna pig slop, shovelled by Y'ALL no hoo !!

:winky:

Awww, don't you be a worryin' my sister Kay. I gots a real keen eye for varmits and knows one win I seez em.

Besidezins, I tainted up his lemonaide wit sum truth be told serums. We'z be knowin' real soon ifin he'z a Jmiller reltiv or not.

Now girls, don't be messin with my lil Davy, and thank you fer the kind words, welcome to the family...and you know that lil ole JMiller ain't no match fer ya Momma any day of the week. I bet whole tub of moon shine that ifn his underwear got freezed...well, ya know what happens...talk about a "Blue Moon"


I guess he sho nuff will get a surprise tryin to crank up that ole dump with that pig slop...that ole heap of iron ain't moved in 30 years...besides...ya really need to feel sorry fer the lad...did ya see that itty bitty fish?:eek: We call that bait fish here... now, you gals take it easy on JM, he still one of the babies...even ifn he needs dosin with a lil shine to make him sleep.

Spring Hill...I went through that place many a time on my way to Chazz...I bet I've seen you fishin in my favorite spot on that river...best not let me catch you up close...take my fishin seriously!!! sho nuff...ain't nuthin like a day or two on water...yep...just ridin the wave and drownin shrimp!!!

Twink...you could put Fred in JM's bed...we could set a timer to see how long it takes him to get out...be kinda hard though with those sheets taped down...

Brain...it was better today, but then I didn't answer the door, or phones!! lol Xanax...that just makes me feel better while I'm slappin the stupid out of em. lol

okey-dokey artichokie.

Momma, I'm bein' hayve.

:o

Davy?

I dun baked sum brownees fer ya.

:hug:

Twink, y'all hush now, and dun be wishperin' 'bout whut Uh put inna last bach, 'k?

Well ain't that right sweet of ya? Did ya get that feathered friend fixed up? Ain't no tellin what varmit tryin to make him a tasty snack...

I sho hope them brownies got some good ingredients to make body feel good...got milk? Oh yeah...forgot...since ole man down the way sold Bessielou we ain't been able to get fresh milk and cream. Maybe I should put on my Sunday best and visit Mr. Elons...he got two milking cows...

I'll go get all gussied up and then you babies can tell me ifn I look good...

Momma, you best be a watchin' those brownies. Kay brought us back sum funny lookin' greens from sum place called the Belize? They tasted real good and made me smile a whole bunch. Why, I smiled so hard my face felt like it had froze like a fish stuck on the top of the pond in the winter! I think she baked sum of em in the brownies! :yikes:

issun mah own vershon of organicky home-growed truth serum.

shore nuff werks good.

greens grinded up reel fine-like, an' mixed in wit' de carramelly an' choccychips.

it do be de bes' way of finin' out fax fore shore.

:D:cool::D

Momma? sorry to say... he were beeyon' fixin'

dat dang evil tressypassin' bushcat dang-near slashed 'is froat write threw.

we hadda plukkin' pardy, an' we is a-gonna truss 'im up, an' roast 'im turkee-style, all stuff wit' bred-crums, an' troppycal froots.

we's ony got goat-milk, but it shore taysts fine, an' makes good cheeese two!

:hug:

Welll, I found this here party dress I wore when ya pa and I went out jukin...it still fits purty good...

think ole Mr Elon will give a lil of his ole cow's milk when he gets an eye of yo Momma in this? Let's sho hope so...cause can't have no brownies without milk!!