I grew up in a neighborhood of boys so I learned to play sports and even got a cool "shiner" once in a fight but the bestest thing ever was to be able to spit over my head!!

Poor Mother was not pleased when I called her outside to show her and I received a very stern lecture about how to act like a lady....never happened.

I haven't tried that for years and just like "cartwheels" I don't think I want to try it now.

I just thought of something I miss...going to Franklin's ice cream store & getting a one dip cone for 7 cents. I don't remember how much a hot fudge sundae was cuz I think I only got a few, cuz maybe they were a whole quarter. The lady who worked there was "Lorraine"---same as mine!

Lorraine

I miss when toilet paper was just toilet paper. You didn't have to stand there like an idiot trying to decide between 27 brands and 18 varieties. Do I need super strong or extra soft? Single, double or triple rolls? Perfumed or fragrance and dye free? One ply or two? *Eco friendly, made with solar power, recylced wrapping, renewable source paper*?




Seriously, one more option and Im gonna lose it.

Don't even wind me up about panty liners.

Janie - I never really figured the whole act like a lady thing out either. I kind of follow my role models though. All my best *lady* role models had a well-stocked bar and knew how to use it.