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01-07-2007, 05:00 AM | #1 | |||
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'Thanks' Button Team Community Member T.K.S.
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I bee leaf...
I bee leaf that the bees shouldn't hide inside leaves... cause when you try to pick the leaves...the bee will sting you... then, I believe that you'll have to get a huge red stinging rash... and the bees will be laughing behind the leaves... I bee leaf... poem by apiarist.. I tink I'd better watch my bee hive...or Alpho will pull it...wait, is it me earlobes?? seriously though, that was beautiful, gals... |
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01-07-2007, 07:03 AM | #2 | |||
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I believe
that E has been stung by a bee and knows that it hurts. I believe that bee's teach us to mind our own business and not go where the bees are or is that where they boys are? I believe that I feel a breath of fresh air in the room I believe I need to find the broom and the dust pan, along with the fly swater!
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01-07-2007, 12:45 PM | #3 | |||
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I believe Alpo should pull
Ears where bees would never go I believe she should fly Where those ears really now reside
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01-07-2007, 12:55 PM | #4 | |||
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'Thanks' Button Team Community Member T.K.S.
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I bee leaf my ears and (____!____) are now in trouble...
I bee leaf I'd better go get Spock Ears...LOLOLOL I bee leaf that yes, I was stung by a bee once, and jelly fish twice, now something needs to sting me three times and so and on so I can make a parody about the 12 days of X-mas...LOLOLOLOL I bee leaf that when my youngest brother was 4 years old, he was stung by a bee, there were no adults to be found, we were somewhere playing in the fields...in remembering what I was taught in grade school, I pee'd on him where the bee stung, he stopped crying almost immediately... I bee leaf in sharing that, I will have saved many bee stung victims that can't find immediate relief and will know that urine truly helps... Sheesh... I bee leaf I should go and get some sleep...LOLOLOL I bee leaf the fly swatter is useful in swatting bees?? But I would never swat a bee, again... |
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01-07-2007, 06:29 PM | #5 | ||
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[QUOTE=who moi;56889] I was stung by a bee once, and jelly fish twice, now something needs to sting me three times and so and on so I can make a parody about the 12 days of X-mas...LOLOLOLOL
Hey, you all are sooo funny! I thought I'd share MY bee stories. Actually, I'm going on 60 & I've never been stung by a bee, but I thought I had been twice. The first time I was about 8 yrs old, visiting an aunt & uncle. Playing on their lawn I sat down (wearing shorts) on what I thought was a bee, but it turned out to be my uncles lit cigar! Owwwww! The next time I was with my husband & another couple out in the desert where the guys were "target shooting". I felt a hot stabbing pain in my arm and it turned out it was a richot (sp) bullet! He "winged" me, as they used to say in the cowboy movies! It's funny now. But it hit only about 4 inches from my heart, because I had my arms crossed (it was cold), and it scraped my upper left arm as it passed by. Phew! Close one! Hope you all have a great week! Denise Denise |
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01-08-2007, 02:35 AM | #6 | |||
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'Thanks' Button Team Community Member T.K.S.
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hi and welcome, Denise!
Cool stories! LOL |
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01-08-2007, 02:04 PM | #7 | |||
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Ack! You got winged??? Oh poor Denise.
Actually I was stung by a bee that I leaned up again in a greenhouse at Kewl Gardens in England and it swelled up, itched and was awful for days. I've heard that Jellyfish stings are VERY painful!
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