When the guy that plows out our driveway cuts the invisible fence wire...

When it's the second time he's cut it. ..last Fall working on the septic system..

When Mr.Alffe says he's running late..let's both drive to church and he never arrives......

When his car doesn't start cause he hasn't started it in weeks cause he's been driving mine.........

Cause my car is always dirty from Coopers wet feet...

When Mr.Alffe eats popcorn in front of me while I'm dieting...

When Mr.Alffe drinks red wine and I can't for two weeks...

When wren is hurting and I can't give her a real life hug.....

Are we having fun yet?

Am I thin yet?

This is going to be a long two weeks.....