I wonder who is wondering that I am getting weirder and weirder...

I wonder why I am so weird...

I wonder why is it that whenever I hear someone says:

"I don't give a flying rat's left testicle...."

few questions always come to mind...

1. Is it a FLYING rat's left testicle or is it a rat's left testicle FLYING?"

2. What happens to all the left testicles? Is there a graveyard for them?? Or are they just bottled up somewhere in a time capsule?

3. What happens to all the rats that only have the right testicles left (no pun intended here) Do they retire in a community in Fl where other rats with two testicles are excluded??

4. why is it only the left testicles that flies...why aren't the right testicles used...is there discrimination??

I wonder how hard it would be for folks to hit the thanks button on this one...

edit: I wonder that I've been corrected, moss just told me that I am the ONLY person she's ever heard that uses the term: Flying Rat's Left Testicle...so...

*whispers to self...oh yeah...I guess I kept on hearing it cause I say it all the time....

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and don't "pez" moi off...LOL