[pud's friend]

Our state MS society, in its infinite wisdom and continued habit of wasting money on all things uneccessary, has re launched its employment assistance service with a new logo. The posters are numerous, large and depict lots of pretty people, all smiling inanely.

They boldly declare that the company is now 'Providing Solutions for Remarkable People'.

I don't think I was in a particularly bad mood when I read it, but it sure hit a nerve with me. I asked my consultant, 'Why am I remarkable?'.
'Because you're coping with things' she replied.

Coping? remarkable for coping? Give me strength...........

Do you feel Remarkable? given the definition..
adjective;
1.notably or conspicuously unusual; extraordinary: a remarkable change.
2.worthy of notice or attention.

How much did they pay some idiot to write that, and who was the chimp who agreed it was a good idea?

And I questioned how they've squandered 5 million dollars last year, are in debt to the tune of 80,000 and only have 2,500 'patients' to care for...

Is it me????? or...

What word would you use to describe yourself on a poster promoting yourself?