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Old 07-30-2010, 04:34 PM #11
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I am so bad at jokes. I cant remember them. those are pretty funny.
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Thanks for the laughs I'll never look at wednesday quite the same!
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For MMW and Polar Express:

Hear about the new rehab? It's called The Hokey Pokey. They have a sign out front, says TURN YOURSELF AROUND.
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Default Oxymoron Notice the 'MORON'
  1. A Fine Mess
  2. A just war
  3. A little big
  4. a little pregnant
  5. A new classic
  6. Absolutely unsure
  7. Abundant poverty
  8. Accidentally on Purpose
  9. Accurate estimate
  10. Act Naturally
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  12. Actual reenactment
  13. Acute apathy
  14. Acute dullness
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“The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.”
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Default Corporate Stupidity
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
(Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA)

"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter."
(Lykes Lines Shipping)

"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
(Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)
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Default Need Samples

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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  1. A Fine Mess
  2. A just war
  3. A little big
  4. a little pregnant
  5. A new classic
  6. Absolutely unsure
  7. Abundant poverty
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  13. Acute apathy
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Don't forget "A clean Shoot", used by law enforcement.
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and Friendly Fire...
and Fresh Frozen.

I'm no good at jokes but one sticks in my mind.

Two peanuts walking down the road. One was a salted.
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Ew, ew. And blonde jokes (sorry Kitty):

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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