WHY can't I find :
A simple PA who can make small items like mac n cheese.
A simple PA who can match up my socks correctly.
A simple PA who can water the ONE Ivy plant.
A simple PA who can empty the vacuum without breaking it.
A simple PA who doesn't feel its her right to take my brand new towels becuz "You got plenty of towels-so who cares where the brand new green towels are!"
A simple PA who can fill in her own time sheet.
A simple PA who can stop talking about herself long enough to ask how I am.
A simple PA who can pull up the quilt on twin size bed to make the bed.
A simple PA who can drive me to the doctors without scaring the beejees out of me.
A simple PA who can shop for groceries with a list in her hand.
A simple PA who can remember to get receipts.
A simple PA who can go to bank to get one little roll of quarters.
A simple PA who can clean the bathroom and put items (rugs, soaps, towels) back where they belong.
A simple PA who will wear her hearing aids so she can hear me when I talk.
A simple PA who will stop yakking at me while she is in another room and there is no way for me to hear or answer her.
A simple PA who will give a quick "BYE" as she walks out the door.

Just a sweet, caring, simple PA....or am I simply asking for too much.