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01-12-2011, 07:44 AM | #1 | |||
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...you don't want to hear. Randomly:
Be honest with me Tell me the truth Let me be frank Just some constructive criticism... Don’t get upset, but Did you forget something? We need to talk. Just a heads up... I love you, but Look, a grey hair! Well, at your age... Have a bad night? So, notice anything different? But you look fine! Your license and registration... What’s that funny noise? What’s that funny smell? Why’s the cage open? Where’s my pet snake? Mom, where’s the plunger? Does this look okay? Including parts and labor... Do you have insurance? You think it’s contagious? When are you due? Let’s schedule your colonoscopy What’s that brown bug?
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01-12-2011, 08:09 AM | #2 | |||
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It's me, not you (it's really you)
You won't like this...
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01-12-2011, 08:17 AM | #3 | |||
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Especially in the work place, the ever present, "With all due respect." What follows boarders on insubordination and a distinct lack of respect.
And, "Not about the money." It's ALWAYS about the money.
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01-12-2011, 08:31 AM | #4 | |||
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or my family fav "whadda mean by that?!"
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01-12-2011, 08:41 AM | #5 | |||
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Wisest Elder Ever
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"Do I look fat?"
"We're out of toilet paper!" (I know...it's 5 words but at that point who's counting? ) "Hey ya'll....watch this!" (It never ends well )
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01-12-2011, 08:44 AM | #6 | |||
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I had to add
"You want it when?!"
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01-12-2011, 08:59 AM | #7 | |||
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And the famous, "Are you talk'n ta'me?" (Kinda 4 words.....I guess.)
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01-12-2011, 09:45 AM | #8 | |||
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The test results say...
your child said (insert dirty word) its broken beyond repair. I cant fix this. You are stuck here. Gee, what a game craig.
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01-12-2011, 09:52 AM | #9 | |||
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Grand Magnate
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And worse - I can fix that (Ha, ha, ha - OMG!! Crack!)
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01-12-2011, 10:16 AM | #10 | |||
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"I don't need instructions."
"Will you taste this?" "What's that burning smell?"
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