A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .............


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

I heard it was a Blonde...LOL!

Dejibo,

Now that's a classic. I would like to use that elsewhere, if I may?

It tells a whole story about so many people today while bringing a smile, at the least, and a laugh out loud at best. A no lose situation and story that needs to be shared.

feel free to share with others. I stole it out of an email I got.

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh, is a great way to start a day!

That's the way I heard it, too, Sally.

My Dad used to make fun of himself when he would forget things. Once we moved him into Assisted Living and I'd ask him how he was doing he'd say "well, I keep making the same "new" friends every day!".

I did blond once. It seems all blonds or ex-blonds heard it first with a blond.